Title: Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Characters: Sherlock, John
Rating: PG
Warnings: I am being a bit unfair to The Guardian. Also, Sherlock is a Vogon.
Summary: Sherlock is writing a poem, intending to prove a point. Unfortunately, he gets distracted by Urban Dictionary.

"Yes," said John testily, pressing Ctrl+S.

This is my love song to IndeedSir com. and all the wonderful, wonderful authors. I have heard that one´s writing gets better after the first fic. I hopez. I hopez. I hopez.

Dedicated to Chaoticchaos13, Knight of Paisley Tie Garter of Jooster Beta Awesomesauce!

Title: Jeeves and the Literary Labyrinth of Love
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Summary: ( Read more... )

I took a week long holiday and spent it working to earn an extra penny. I feel sort of grimly elevated and also few sandwiches short of a picnic. I need to buy a kitchen though. Living on chocolate and liquor weakens me.

Need. Warm. Food.

wish to prepare tea

in a civilised fashion

for the love of GOD

Well.

I bought me some new shoes on Monday and they are rather lovely, so much that I placed them next to my bed so that I could see them first thing in the morning.

In the spirit of exercise based on Stephen Fry's guide to writing poetry, I gave my first grand try at iambic pentameter today:

{C}{C}My shoes have heels as high as three floor house ( Read more... )